“The Fish Should Be A Pear”

she’s very pretty but she looks exactly like one of my teachers in middle school she hated me& i failed her classes so now it really freaks me out everytime i see a pic of her … 

Our kitten was so cute but my sister’s allergic we had to give it away. it was looking up at me in this picture and holding my thumb.

i laughed so much omg 

ohmyfrogs:

I had to modify the original picture haha

this is too perfect :P

eugenianataliabordontrezza:

candyeyed:

DYING. 

OMG JESSICA PARKER LOL

lol..

ilikezenight:

vegetable-eating-mother-fucker:

icanbeyourfan:

phattuboflard:

sortofnormal:

mythbusterposey:

tealrallythong:

heyyoitsrobee:

Pictures of People Taking Pictures With My Penis

@#!*% i wish i was listening to detachable penis with my penis

Friends in Low Places With My Penis

PERFECT.

Walk Away with my penis

LMFAO

castaway with my penis

First dance with my penis

sugar we’re going down with my penis LOLOLOLOL 

Electric Feel with my penis… ouch

The One That Got Away with my penis « O_O i dont even listen to Katy Perry but it was on and …

bestnatesmithever:

I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.

tomsjiggle:

you guys know i always order from pizza hut and i always ask them to draw something on my box omg ok

the delivery guy comes to my house he goes “none of us knew who he was so we googled him and we didn’t know how to draw him so we just printed out a picture and taped it on your box is that okay?”

I’M CRTYIN

hilarious !! lmao :D